Bet your head: These hairy put-downs up the stakes
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Winning is great, but the real thrill is making sure the loser never forgets his epic victory. Next time you beat your friend in fantasy football, break his bracket in college basketball, or own him in video games, grab Philips Norelco OneBlade Face + Body for some creative and hairy put-downs. While the sting of defeat may fade over time, the best punishments last forever, or at least until their hair grows back.
OneBlade Face + Body is the ultimate all-in-one tool for stylish men who want to trim, style and shave their own hair; or that they have an opponent who needs a little (or a lot) from the top. Shaving has never been easier or more comfortable thanks to the ergonomic design, the sliding liner combined with rounded tips and the double-sided blade to move in any direction. Ideal for sensitive skin, such as skin where your friend’s eyebrows used to be. Hey, next time you won’t put your fantasy team on automatic draft!
Here are some other humiliating haircuts that will make you feel like the GOAT and make your friend look like a goat.
The enemy within
Turn someone you care about into a walking billboard of their own bad decisions. That’s what friends are for, right? OneBlade Face + Body is accurate enough for you to carve a mural of misery into your friend’s hair – perhaps the logo of your own title-winning fantasy team?
Meet me halfway
Perfect for your fancy co-owner who said he’d split GM chores with you and then just… split… Let’s split his look: “business left, baldness right” style.
They have burned you
Did your coworker burn you for a bad deal? Did he “forget” the $ 20 he still owes you for the tournament fund? Maybe it’s just one of those guys that is wayyyy too proud of his facial hair. The OneBlade Face + Body is the perfect size for travel, so you can travel to your cubicle and leave it like you’ve just stepped out of an 1890s time machine.
A fitting punishment for the man who always claims there is no challenge he cannot handle. How did you swear you would handle the tickets for the big game and ruin the date? Well, you can handle a OneBlade Face + Body so the next time they say they have it, you can grab their mustache and say, “HANDLE THIS!”
Your friend won’t stop bragging about his infallible support “system” based on which school mascot would win in a showdown. Worse still, he chose his own alma mater to go all the way: “I guess we are the best in academics AND in athletics, huh!” OneBlade Face + Body can adapt to any hair length anywhereSo let’s expose your pathetic system and your scalp to the world.
Eyebrows are gone
There is nothing more unsettling than a man without eyebrows, so wear your OneBlade Face + Body only in these extreme situations. Fantasy commissioner restarted the draft because he picked the “wrong player.” Erased your eyebrows. Does the sore loser tune out every time he’s about to lose a video game? Goodbye, eyebrows. Buddy brought bites of buffalo cauliflower to watch the tournament championship because “they taste like chicken wings.” Lose the friend, lose the eyebrows, keep the cauliflower. Honestly, they are pretty good.
Sports may be a fantasy, but defeat is real. With OneBlade Face + Body, you can up the stakes on every soccer season, tournament, or pickup game with furry put-downs that go beyond trash talk. Of course, you can also use OneBlade Face + Body to cut and style your own hair in victory formation for the winner’s circle, but punishments to your friends just look so much sweeter.
Whichever look your league chooses to punish the loser, be sure to post it on social media and tag @PhilipsNorelco #PhilipsGroomingPunishments. Let’s see what you got!
Additional hairstyle options:
Don’t shave until stream day
Autopilot (for the guy who went to autodraft)
For more information on OneBlade Face + Body, visit Philips.com.
Eddie is an Australian news reporter with over 9 years in the industry and has published on Forbes and tech crunch.