Under this new edict to erase America’s racial sins, or turn them into virtues, Florida’s math classes can pave the way for now-unconstitutional separate-but-equal laws to be viewed more benevolently as we go forward.

And let’s admit that the “woke” ideology of Florida’s elementary school teachers, when they’re not trying to impose the gay lifestyle in kindergarten art class – Enough with the colored crayons! – is leading them to introduce division to the most impressionable young minds.

They are teaching division. Literally. Why must we teach kids to divide?

Children who would be much better off attending taxpayer-funded private schools are being subjected to school math indoctrination that tells them that numbers are “even” and “odd,” and that odd numbers are just as acceptable as the even ones.

This is little more than elevating minority digits to an unworthy status over the bulk of normal numbers that apparently must settle for being less than prime just because they are evenly divisible as God intended them to be.

The normal numbers are under attack in Florida.

It’s no wonder why kids are being raised to hate America. It’s in the math curriculum, and in the failure of textbooks to stress the imperative of praying to Jesus for the right answer.

Instead, kids are told to put their faith in the pagan Egyptians who invented math in 3000 B.C. Or that it was the ancient, sexually deviant Greeks who gave us geometry. And that it took a Hindu astronomer in India in the fifth century to first arrive at the numerical concept of zero.

Florida students are being forced to learn that the original formulation of pi, which expresses the constant ratio between the circumference of a circle to its diameter, was developed by Archimedes of Syracuse – and not the real Syracuse in upstate New York.

And it was a mathematician from Wales in 1706 who first assigned the symbol pi for this essential ratio in calculations.

America has apple pie. And we’ve had it with all these foreign mathematicians rubbing our noses in their Greek letters and their little Asian school children who memorize the value of pi to thousands of digits.

The current world record in memorizing the ever-continuing expanding decimal places in pi is held by a 25-year-old man from the Morchala village of Sawaimadhopur district in Rajastan, who has recited the value of pie correctly through 70,000 digits.

Ugh. This is just another reminder that math is a globalist conspiracy, just like the eradication of disease through vaccinations. Math is for “coastal elites,” who think they’re better than everybody else just because they learn things.

Next thing you know, they’ll have us learning math using Arabic numbers. Oh no, it’s already happening!

Finally, though, Floridians are starting to fight back. The Moms for Liberty and Gov. Ron DeSantis have joined forces to say that we’re tired of your math that does nothing but make white Americans feel bad and promotes Black Lives Matter.

It’s time our math textbooks were scrubbed of this trash and also to make sure that the U.S. contributions to mathematics are also heavily edited.

For example, it was America that came up with the concept of Black people counting as three-fifths of a human being.

Racial math to be forgotten?
Fractional human beings was our Archimedes pi.
It was part of the 1787 Constitutional Convention, when Southern states wanted to hang on to political power by counting their Black slaves as citizens, even though they were slaves with no civil rights.

So a compromise was struck and Black slaves got counted as three-fifths of a person in the apportionment of political representation among the states.

Question: If a Southern town during the early 19th century had 200 white people and 200 black people, what was the official population of the town for census purposes?

(a) 200

(b) 300

(c) 320

(d) 400

Answer: “c,” 320. (200 whites + (⅗ x 200) Blacks)

Now that’s some American math, and the kind of “race essentialism” we need to make sure is neither learned, nor explained in launching this haven of white grievance and nurtured ignorance.

Onward with the new math in Florida.

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