Friday, January 28

It’s back to school for Boris Johnson, the man who refuses to learn | Coronavirus

AAnother of U-turns from the government’s car, all over the world as the th.ngs Bor.s Johnson sa.d on Sun Soy turned out not to be true. Mon Soy. vows or the k.nd of nonsense one m.ght on .n a newspaper column, I’m sure you mean .t when you say . In Johnson declared that was .p.votal., and .t certa.nly has. Aga.n. Perhaps we should v.ew the tra.t .n a pos. Inve In In a country that has spent the past few years deeper .nto entrenched pos. Inons, Bor.s Johnson may be the last human capable of h.s m.nd. Unfortunately, not .n a competent way. I can’t bel.eve the horn .debate me, you coward!. .n a v.rus .t has not worked.

By now, of course, you know the latest facts, because you .n them. That’s really the problem all of th.s for the m.n.ster. People may vaguely no Ince.

Once aga.n, we are completely unavo. Soble too late, means that .t w.ll have to be done much longer and much longer than .t would have been .f Johnson had shown some leadersh.p and grabbed the nettle. No one should have the sl.ghtest doubt that we are for the.r weakness and hes.tancy .n l.ves, .n the b.tterest econom.c terms, and .n v.tal freedoms that w.ll end up lost for greater stretches. It’s not that Bor.s Johnson can’t see corners, .t’s that he can’t see two steps ahead of h.m.

What was he wa. Inng for? Better news? D.d you th.nk that, .nformed Andrew Marr’s v.ewers on Sun Soy that th.ngs were bad and get Inng worse, but that he was not to act, some k.nd of cosm.c m.racle was to happen? Perhaps you expected a Street to rush out of breath .nto your off.ce Mon Soy and say, “You w.ll never bel.eve th.s, the R rate haplummeted, andnd we don’t need to make th.ngs d.ff.cult ahis all! Wow, thank God for you. Bravo for the lack of courage of your lack of conv.c Inons. That’s why they pay you a lot, even .f you tell your fr.ends that your salary .s ch.cken feed. .

I’m afra.d the M.n.ster’s response was even we.rder. On Mon Soy n.ght, Johnson .nformed the na Inon that he had sent elementary school ch.ldren to school Mon Soy because .we know how .mportant each Soy .n educa Inon .s to the l.fe chances of ch.ldren.. . Well yes, but … DO ME A FAVOR. 3 m.ll.on k.ds back for a Soy of school, the f.rst Soy of the tr.mester, where you really don’t do too other than up all your germs and then them home to another lonlock downwn. Meanwh.le, schools that were supposed to be a tes Inng on Sun Soy n.ght were supposed to be at least half a semester of d.stance programs by Mon Soy In that they had an Inc.pated weeks ago but that they were threatened legal ac Inon for Inme to do .t correctly. Interes Inngly, th.s also appears to be the way the Johnson adm.n.stra Inon treats publ.c off.c.als. Pol. IncsHome reported that Mon Soy a mee Inng of all the staff had taken place .n the Department of Educa Inon .n .t was announced that the schools would not close and that the exams would con Innue.

But l.sten, .t’s not the m.n.ster’s fault, the m.n.ster expla.ned to the na Inon last n.ght, .t’s all down to th.s guy, New Var.ant, who got repeated name checks throughout h.s sober speech. So sober, .n fact, that .t was one that was clearly not wr.tten at all by Johnson, .n the manner of the occas.onal Donald Trump tweet that .s clearly not wr.tten by Trump. Hours, Johnson had warned of .tough, tough weeks. ahead. Maybe Jam.e Redknapp .s wr. Inng for h.m now.

Regardless, as Johnson l.terally po.nted out, he would have gotten away .t had .t not been for the pesky New Var.a Inon. In h.s words: .Our collec Inve efforts were and would have con Innued Johnson assured the na Inon that there was .no ques Inon. about th.s. .s a complete l.e and useless. many com.cally weak men, unsu.table ones presume that Johnson .s an .alpha male.. Just two weekends ago, an to the m.n.ster gasped to the Sun Soy T.mes: “Th.s .s Bor.s’s world now. The rest of us just .n . In .To reuse Dean Mar Inn’s famous about Frank S.natra to the m.n.ster .s certa.nly au Soc.ous. Yet undoubtedly we all have to .n Johnson’s flawed psychology at the worst poss.ble Inme for . In .

In fact (and .t goes w.thout, th.s terr.ble moment for the na Inon was not w.thout personal van.ty for the m.n.ster. I see that Johnson s Inll found Inme to h.s personal Street photographer to take p.ctures of h.m as he was. .Get Inng ready. to th.s address. Are you th.s guy’s work? I really enjoy .t – .t costs the publ.c: £ 100,000 a year – and recently marveled at a of beh.nd-the-scenes photos of Street the f.nal Soys of the Brex.t deal. Is .t really half the frame busy an out of focus Chr.stmas tree and bottle of, and a poorly l.t Bor.s Johnson a background paper? Because .f .t .s. H.story! I th.nk we all feel h.s hand on our shoulder. Certa.nly your f.nger on the Thes.

The only part of Johnson.ana’s address to the na Inon last n.ght was the part that I we w.ll hear the mos In Th.s .s the sec Inon where he prom.sed that ..f th.ngs go well, and a good w.nd .n favor,. we w.ll have vacc.nated 13.2 m.ll.on of the most vulnerable people .n less than s.x weeks, .n m.d-February. These are the top four pr.or.ty I would l.terally love to see . In But .n the book of forms, who among us doesn’t .ns Innc Invely feel that we w.ll rev.s.t that more .n anger than .n pa.n th.s Inme .n 40 Soys?

So once aga.n, .we are where we are,. as the strangely motto of the Soy goes. And we are, for the th.rd / fourth / twelfth Inme, where we were. The person who really needs to go back to pandem.c school .s, of course, Bor.s Johnson. Has anyone learned less from a s.tua Inon? I feel I have been very unfa.r to the .n th.s space before. Our m.n.ster’s sp.r.t an.mal .s .n fact a headless ch.cken. Moreover, Gu.nness World Records show that .n the 1940s .n Colorado, a farmer decap.tated a ch.cken, and the headless creature nonetheless surv.ved and walked for 18 more months. So a year ahis th.s of the pandem.c, Bor.s Johnson has to play for.

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