On Thursday, March 11, it was one year since the World Health Organization declared the coronavirus a global pandemic, and to observe the sad year of an endless march, Jimmy Kimmel presented his “first and hopefully last” coronaversario show in sweatpants, with extra toilet paper. by hand.
“Remember when we were carefully taking apart our Instacart installments like an ammunition expert at The Hurt Locker or something?” he remembered the frenzied early days of quarantine. “If someone told you N95 a year ago, you would think it was someone calling bingo.”
“We have not been able to see friends, hug loved ones; I miss the physical contact so much that I applied for a job at Governor Cuomo’s office last month, ”he joked.
It’s “hard to believe that it’s been a whole year since people danced in clubs, people ate in crowded restaurants, passed pipes on the beach, partied like it was 1999,” Kimmel added of images of people partying in large groups. on the beach. “Seems like yesterday. And you know what? That was yesterday. Those clips were from Texas and Florida yesterday. “
Joe Biden gave a note of optimism in his first primetime speech as president on Thursday, as he promised vaccine eligibility for all American adults by May 1 and touted the possibility of outdoor group gatherings on May 4. of July.
The speech came exactly one year after Donald Trump downplayed the severity of the virus in prime time and called the risk “very, very low.”
“That’s what they say about owning a casino, and he broke three of them,” Kimmel joked.
“I think we all remember where we were when we heard the news” of the pandemic “because we are still there,” lamented Stephen Colbert on Thursday’s Late Show commemorating the first anniversary of the pandemic. “Of course, it is also the first anniversary of the first time Lysol-ed a banana,” he added.
Colbert recalled his naivety about the pandemic at the time; In a clip from his first home show, he urged viewers to “feel comfortable,” as experts expected Americans to stay home for eight weeks.. “First it was going to be eight weeks, then Easter, then Memorial Day, then July, it was worse than waiting for the cable guy!” Colbert joked. “The CDC should have issued a statement that said, ‘Your pandemic will end soon, please be home between 8 am and three years from now.’
Colbert also referred to Biden’s primetime speech, which honored the sacrifices made during the pandemic while anticipating a “return to a certain sense of normalcy.”
“Okay, that sounds good, but what the hell constitutes normalcy?” Colbert wondered. “Even before Covid, there was systemic racism, global warming, half of us heard ‘Yanny’, the other half heard ‘Laurel’, the world is in chaos.”
To advocate for his administration’s vaccination plan, the Biden administration also released a public service announcement featuring the Obamas, Bill Clinton, George W Bush and his wife Laura, and even 96-year-old Jimmy Carter. “But there are no signs of the latter type,” Colbert observed. “Maybe your invitation was lost in the mail because it destroyed the postal service.”
And on Late Night, Seth Meyers lamented a year since “we all got stuck inside our houses with stocks of gin and red wine watching Tiger King and Love is Blind as we clung to our last shreds of toilet paper like a board floating on. the water after a shipwreck. “
It has also been a year since Trump delivered an off-script and ambiguous speech to the nation in which he downplayed the risks of the virus. “Trump’s bizarre and half-hearted speech a year ago stands in stark contrast to the seriousness and seriousness of President Biden’s speech delivered tonight, exactly one year later, to mark the pain the country has endured while offering hope for the future”. Meyers said, pointing to the $ 1.9 trillion Covid stimulus bill that Biden signed on Thursday.
The bill is hugely popular, with 75% of Americans and 59% of Republicans approving the measure, “and yet Republicans have scoffed at a supposed partisan bill,” Meyers said.
But some of the “most irritating behavior,” he added, comes from Republicans who tried to take credit for some aspects of the bill while still voting against it, such as Senator Roger Wicker, a “no” vote that he tweeted and bragged. of stimulus money for small businesses. “I know these guys are cheeky, but I’m still shocked,” Meyers said. “They’re the kind of guys who would run out and try to lift Tom Brady onto their shoulders while wearing Chiefs jerseys.”
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