Stephen Colbert opened Wednesday’s Late Show with a celebration: The House was expected to vote Thursday to hold Steve Bannon, Donald Trump’s former chief strategist, in criminal contempt for refusing to assist in the Congressional investigation into the Trump insurrection. January 6th. “Hell yeah! Criminal contempt makes sense to me because I have so much contempt for that criminal,” Colbert said.
The expected vote is “a great moment,” he added, because while 650 members of the pro-Trump mob have been arrested for storming the Capitol, “this is the first time we’ve seen an accountability by one of the big shots.” . Or, in the case of Bannon, one of those strange gelatinous fish that lives in eternal darkness with pointed teeth and a lantern stain that grows on his face.
“It will feel great to see these consequences, when they happen, if they happen, on a date to be named later,” he continued, noting a labyrinthine and toothless process ahead: the question of contempt will first be put to the vote in the Camera. , then certified by President Nancy Pelosi, then sent to the Justice Department for an evaluation based on “the facts and the law.”
The Justice Department would then decide to take the case to a grand jury, who would have to indict Bannon, at which point the case would go to trial in Washington. Pending his conviction, Bannon could face a fine of $ 100 to $ 100,000 and a month to a year in jail, but he would not be forced to reveal any information about his role in the insurrection. “In other words: justice!” Colbert joked.
The host also referred to a report From the point of view that Facebook will rebrand with a new name, one that was kept secret even from some of the top leaders. “Well that’s surprising, does Facebook have leadership?” Colbert joked. The host then suggested some Late Show-approved names for the company, such as Pinsurrectionist, DikTok, Aunt Brenda’s 3-Paragraph Rant-a-torium, Best Fun Times America Website (in Kremlin font), and The Washington Football Team.
On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah explored the resistance of some city employees, especially firefighters and police officers, to vaccine mandates. The New York City mandate, for example, includes more than 160,000 workers without an option for frequent testing. But two weeks after the November 1 deadline, the vaccination rate for the NYPD is 71% and about 60% for the fire department.
“Maybe they just don’t know how to get vaccinated, I mean, I know it sounds easy, but some cops don’t even know how to turn on a body camera,” Noah joked about the NYPD fee.
“But this is still a bit worrisome,” he continued. “Because any police officer who doesn’t get vaccinated can’t go to work, and if there is a police shortage, well, that could cause big problems. I mean, protesters can’t kick themselves. Also, who will the Karens call when they feel scared?
The New York Police Union has announced a lawsuit to prevent the mandate from taking effect on November 1, echoing police unions from Chicago to Seattle and Los Angeles that have resisted public health measures, lo which has caused a shortage of agents.
“I have to say, of all the occupations, the police and firefighters are the last people I would expect to see this from,” Noah said. “These are the same people who sign up for hostage swarms or run into burning buildings. But when it comes to the vaccine, all of a sudden they say, ‘I don’t know, it seems like a health risk.’
The “strangest thing” about this resistance, Noah added, is that “for years, police departments have told us that nothing is more important than protecting the lives of police officers on the street. This is why cities have increased their budgets to buy military grade armor. And it’s also the reason why they can’t take 30 seconds to determine if someone is really a threat before shooting them.
“But there is literally nothing more dangerous for police officers right now than Covid-19,” he continued. The virus is current leading cause of death to enforce the law, have killed five times more cops than guns since the beginning of the pandemic. “So it turns out that if you think blue lives matter,” he concluded, “one of the best ways to show your support is by getting vaccinated.”
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