More than two months after the siege of the United States Capitol by a pro-Trump mob, injuring 100 officers and killing one, the House voted Wednesday to award Congressional gold medals to the Capitol police who defended the building already the legislators inside. “It was a rare bipartisan vote to honor the men and women who protected our democracy,” explained Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. “No one could ever oppose that, except for the 12 Republicans who opposed that.”
Colbert referred to the opposition group – 11 white men and QAnon follower Marjorie Taylor Greene from Florida – who objected to using the term “insurgents” to describe the rioters as the “legion of fools.”
“Okay, you don’t like insurgents, how about the ‘beard-necked fascist neo-confederate fascists who betray tiny penises?’ he was fuming. “These congressmen are cowards. The mob came to kill them, and now they’re worried that calling them insurgents might hurt their feelings?
Colbert also addressed outrage over the shooting of a 21-year-old white man of eight people in Atlanta, including six Asian women in an attack that targeted Asian massage spas.
“This horrific act of senseless violence has once again shocked the nation,” Colbert said, though not surprising given the rise in hate crimes against Asian Americans, which rose 150% in the largest cities. from the United States last year; The spikes in March and April, when the coronavirus first locked down the country, coincided with Donald Trump calling the virus “kung flu” and blaming China for the pandemic.
“He is clearly using hatred as a tool to blame a foreign country for his own failures,” Colbert said. “All Americans, including myself, have an obligation to treat each other with respect and do a better job treating underserved communities with the dignity they deserve. Our former president has a particular responsibility to amplify this form of hatred, as surely as he is responsible for the series of events that he incited on January 6. But this January 6 that is happening every day for Asian Americans in our country because I was desperate to pass the buck. “
“This will always be part of his legacy,” concluded Colbert. “He will be remembered as a hateful man who left a stain not only on the pillows of the White House, but on our entire society by inviting his Maga henchmen to a racist buffet of everything you can hate.”
On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah spoke about a wave of children being detained at the US border. “Even though Biden put an end to some of Trump’s cruel immigration policies and is trying to return the children Trump separated from their families, that has not been enough to end the suffering,” he explained, as now there are a record number of children under border control. custody.
Pressed by ABC news about the situation, Biden urged migrants not to cross the border. “Don’t come,” he said. “Don’t leave your town, city or community.”
“Ok, that’s worth a try, I guess?” Noah replied. “But the phrase ‘Don’t come’ will not prevent immigration any more than it will prevent a pregnancy in Bridgerton. Because Biden is still a lot more welcoming than people are used to. ‘Don’t come’ is basically a recorded invitation compared to ‘You shitty countries, rapists have to pay for our wall.’
While the Trump administration forced migrant families and children to return to dangerous conditions in Mexico, the Biden administration intends to allow migrant children to remain during the asylum process. But the system is so overwhelmed that many are languishing in detention on American soil. “Please, let’s not forget to feel empathy for these migrants, because who can blame parents for wanting to give their children a better life?” Noah said. “I mean, there are a lot more opportunities for them in the United States,” he said. “Blue Ivy just won a Grammy, who wouldn’t want that for their son?”
And in Los Angeles, Jimmy Kimmel celebrated Biden’s goal of vaccinating 100 million Americans by the end of his first 100 days in office, a deadline he passed by six weeks. “Isn’t it amazing what you can do when you don’t put Jared in charge?” joked.
“It’s kind of weird to have a president who really does what he says he’s going to do. I don’t like it. It makes me feel uncomfortable, ”joked Kimmel. “I feel like Biden is doing what scammers do when they pretend they’ve never played basketball before, and then as soon as the money comes out, they start pounding everyone.”
“The big challenge now will be: can you find another 100 million Americans who want it?”
Kimmel also referred to Biden’s comments on ABC news that Russian President Vladimir Putin was a “murderer.”
On Thursday, Putin responded with a “very Putin-style” reply: “I wish you health, I wish you health,” he said, delivered without warmth. “In other words, if you know what’s good for you, don’t drink the chamomile tea,” Kimmel joked.
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